thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

my daily struggle
id like to get off the computer and have a life
but not as much as i enjoy not doing it

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

my daily struggle

id like to get off the computer and have a life

but not as much as i enjoy not doing it

wowfunniestposts:

reblogging for all of America being Texas.
It’s too much.

Canada as seen by Canadians
Canada as seen by the rest of the world
 funniest blog ever

wowfunniestposts:

reblogging for all of America being Texas.

It’s too much.

Canada as seen by Canadians

Canada as seen by the rest of the world

funniest blog ever

beyoncebeytwice:

my mom met with some local troubled teens today at a shelter and one of the girls way 16 and pregnant and she was explaining to my mom why she did it and said “i just didnt want to deal with my period for a little while you know” 

(via justalittlelaugh)

thighbone:

i once fancied this boy in a wheelchair

so i told my friend

who looked at me dead in the eye and said

“well, at least this one can’t run away from you”

(via thatsnotwatyourmomsaid)

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what